sAndwiches

What did the slice of tomato say to the other? This isn’t rational.

All sandwiches come with themselves.

The student asked the master, “I do not understand duality. Surely good and evil must exist?”

The master replied, “is a hotdog a sandwich?” and walked away.
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sAndwiches

All prices are in one-sided coin (OSC) currency. 1 OSC = 1 epiphany

7 OSD

Buridan’s SandWhich

Indecision / In-between

This gourmet conceptual sandwich originally created from the 14th c. figure Jean Buridan is a hot pick for those who like to ride fences. Between two sandwiches of identical quality, the chooser will remain in limbo due to the lack of rational decision between eating one rather than the other.

5 OSD

Stolen Sandwich

Lies / Logic

This sandwich comes stolen. It will be returned if and only if one correctly guesses what will happen to it. The guess will be that the sandwich will not be returned.

9 OSD

The Zen SANDwich

Sand / Temporality

Also know as the Zendwich. This sandwich takes the form of a sand sculpture with distinct flavors of impermanence.

4 OSD

The Original Sandwich

Standard Sandwich Parts

Replace any and all of its parts—the lettuce, tomato, cheese, mustard, bread, and you will still possess the identical original sandwich.

ALL GUESTS MUST WASH THEIR OWN DISHES

A guest told the barista: “I have just entered the cafe. Please teach me.”
The barista asked: “Have you eaten your sandwich?”
The guest replied: “I have eaten.”
The barista said: “Then you had better wash your dish.”
At that moment the guest was enlightened.

Did you know that all spoons used at Koan Cafe are “there is no spoon” spoons?