coffee

Two guys walk into a café. The barista walks over. Another guy walks out of the café. People are just walking around.
OUr signature series

coffees

All prices are in one-sided coin (OSC) currency. 1 OSC = 1 epiphany

3 OSC

Joe Dirt, Freshly Ground

Mineral-rich / May Contain Earthworm

A fresh cup of local soil.

Extra: rock crumbs and sand sprinkles. (1 OSC)

4 OSC

Schrödinger’s Coffee

Perception / Something / Nothing

This coffee will either be black coffee or nothing at all depending on your observation.

4 OSC

(K)no(w) Joe King

Black, No Sugar, Room Temperature

In this 100% serious cup of coffee, the mind will rationally slurp all cosmic jokes without cracking.

3 OSC

Joe Momma

Variable

This is the coffee your mom drinks.

OUr transcendental series

coffees

6 OSC

Dōgen’s Latte Awareness

Turmeric, Cinnamon, Equanimity

Prepared with the sweet milk of long rivers ripened by Earth’s golden presence.

3 OSC

EspresSatori

The Now / Liquid Awareness

Try this quick shot of “getting it.” For a dualist shot, add 2 OSC.

8 OSC

Moksha Frappé

Chocolate, Steamed milk, Ice cream

Taste every ingredient known in this loaded frappé. Even though it is invisible to the senses, this frappé resides in the most auspicious realm known as The Clear Light.

7 OSC

  • Big rock isolated on white background. Object with clipping path.
Non SequiTurkish Coffee

Finely Ground Coffee, Water, Sugar

Though it may look, feel, and taste like a rock, it is not a rock. It is Turkish coffee.

The barista asked the visiting guest, “What are you drinking now?“
The guest answered, “I am drinking coffee.”
The barista asked, “Why do you drink coffee?”
The guest said, “I don’t know.”
The barista said, “Not knowing is most intimate.”
Hearing these words, the guest had an opening experience.