Sorry, We’re OPEN

OPENing hours are the closing hours

Koan Café is hidden in plain sight. To enter, vanquish your desire to enter. Then vanquish your desire to vanquish. Maybe then the barista master will take your order.

Important: We only accept one-sided coin (OSC) currency. 1 OSC = 1 epiphany

One day a guest stood outside the café door, the barista master called out to him, “Guest, why do you not enter?”

The guest replied, “I do not see myself as outside. Why enter?”

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