TEA

The barista served tea. He poured his visitor’s cup full, and then kept on pouring.

The guest watched the overflow until he no longer could restrain himself. “It is overfull. No more will go in!”

“Like this cup,” the barista said, “you are full of your own opinions and speculations. How can I show you what I’m going to show you unless you first empty your cup?”

OUr signature series

realiTEAS

All prices are in one-sided coin (OSC) currency. 1 OSC = 1 epiphany

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EmpTea

Tea-Free / Water-Free / Purity Guaranteed

This tea-free tea cup allows you to taste taste itself.

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Green Screen Tea

Maya / Samsara

This tea’s leaves are picked alongside Lethe, the river of forgetfulness so that you can enjoy a very temporary bliss from ignorance.

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OoLong Short Tea

One Size is All Sizes

Get your one hand (the one that claps) onto this special tea in order to savor all lengths at once.

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Black Hole Tea

Solipsism / Nihilism / No Faith

Abandon hope all ye who drinketh this. Knowest when ye drinketh the abyss, the abyss drinkeths ye.

Want extra tea for your home? Ask for our box sets of assorted water-proof tea bags. And if it’s the bedroom you want them for, ask for our limited Strip Teas set.

our multiverse-acclaimed

specialteas

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Yagé Tea

Chacruna / Caapi / Mystery herbs

Die before you die. Heal your traumas. Open your heart.

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BhakTea

Assorted Flowers

This tea purifies the heart and fast-tracks you to salvation of the soul.

Did you know all our teas are served from a Klein bottle?