OUr signature series
All prices are in one-sided coin (OSC) currency. 1 OSC = 1 epiphany
Tea-Free / Water-Free / Purity Guaranteed
This tea-free tea cup allows you to taste taste itself.
Green Screen Tea
Maya / Samsara
This tea’s leaves are picked alongside Lethe, the river of forgetfulness so that you can enjoy a very temporary bliss from ignorance.
OoLong Short Tea
One Size is All Sizes
Get your one hand (the one that claps) onto this special tea in order to savor all lengths at once.
Black Hole Tea
Solipsism / Nihilism / No Faith
Abandon hope all ye who drinketh this. Knowest when ye drinketh the abyss, the abyss drinkeths ye.
Want extra tea for your home? Ask for our box sets of assorted water-proof tea bags. And if it’s the bedroom you want them for, ask for our limited Strip Teas set.
Chacruna / Caapi / Mystery herbs
Die before you die. Heal your traumas. Open your heart.
This tea purifies the heart and fast-tracks you to salvation of the soul.